I beat Skyward Sword the other day, COMPLETELY shield-less. I tried to get the Hylian Shield at one point but after beating all the bosses again he just gave me rupees so I was like ‘fuck that noiz’ and just bounced.

This isn’t me playing, I just wanted to make a point that Skyward Sword FUCKED UP on the final boss fight. I mean, come on! You spend the whole game dreaming about this guy, then sealing him repeatedly because he’s “too powerful”, and then when you fight him he ends up being the fucking easiest boss in the game!?!? THAT’S BULLSHIT!

I beat him in under 3 minutes on MY FIRST TRY! That’s fucking pitiful, and SHAME ON YOU Legend of Zelda for fucking the final boss fight up…like…seriously…go eat a dick and die.

Other than that (and Fi) the game was pretty goddamn impressive.