nostalgitorium:

yo if eating pizza and playing mario party and having sex on the couch doesn’t sound like the perfect date to you then get the fuck out of my face.

(via heypattyy)

waterbears:

Telling guys I’ve never had an orgasm before always seems to be an invitation to insist they have the power to make me cum

Let’s be real: you probably don’t

That’s so fuckin’ unfortunate, but one day you’ll find a dude who can! You have to belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it

idratherbeinkonoha:

dattebootyo:

Anonymous Asked: Can you please make a gifset of the time naruto accidentally agreed to have sex with that one girl?

LMFAO OH MY GOD 

Kakashi like damn this nigga got the pussy fast

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

(via brianmarion)

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

(via showmeyourdirtyface)

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

(via heypattyy)

i-am-atrocious:

o face

This is the face my GF makes in da bedroom

i-am-atrocious:

o face

This is the face my GF makes in da bedroom

(via bootyhurt)

bootyhurt:

 

My GF tells me what she wants by reblogging it

bootyhurt:

 

My GF tells me what she wants by reblogging it