yourmaineventer:

Where’s my sandwich?!!!!

Should I post my Super Smash Bros. movesets?

When I was young (not really that young, but younger than my current age), I used to make Super Smash Bros. movesets for characters not owned by Nintendo. When I say “move-sets”, I don’t mean just their potential special moves, I mean every.single.possible.move. Their A tilts, smash attacks, jump attacks, throws, and sometimes even their recovery moves (like when a character attacks from the ground, or is climbing up an edge). I would write and describe their attacks in fine detail, and I would use my imagination to play those moves out.

I created movesets for popular video game characters such as Travis Touchdown, 3 for Jak and Daxter (his light and dark side had separate moves), 3 for Banjo-Kazooie (1 as them together, and then them separated), Leon S. Kennedy, Mr. Mime, Togepi, and others.

I also dipped into the anime realm, and made movesets for characters from Naruto, Samurai Champloo, Samurai Seven and Fooly Cooly. And, on occasion, I would create characters from scratch and give them some sweet moves.

I’m debating whether or not I should post some of the movesets on my blog. I’d like the interwebz to see how super cool and creative and smart and g-status I am, but I fear that my ideas will be either stolen or borrowed from.

Either that, or Nintendo will grab ‘em and use them and I’ll get NOTHING. >:l

Knives work better in close encounters.

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zombie-farts:

That awkward moment when you’re impaled with Saddler’s mutated penis


Resident Evil Four

Idk why but this is hilarious to me.

Resident Evil Four

Idk why but this is hilarious to me.

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murphylovescupcakes:

Leon never had it easy

murphylovescupcakes:

Leon never had it easy

This is fucking….I can’t….I just….can’t….

This is fucking….I can’t….I just….can’t….