
Get the fuck off my pots man.

HOW ZELDA TELLS YOU SHE IS PREGNANT.

These images illustrate a reason why Skyward Sword was a let down to me. In Ocarina of Time, you fight a total of 10 bosses; all of them different. In Skyward Sword there are technically 12 bosses, but half of those are the Imprisoned and Ghirahim, both of which you fight 3 times.
Take out the access fights and your left with 8 different bosses. In 1998 there were 10 bosses, and in 2011 there are 8. Add and improve, mo fuckas!

That awkward moment when someone’s upset and you try to make them laugh but fail entirely.
Every…fuckin’…day.
(via bootyhurt)

hey
i got really bored tonight so i made the master sword from zelda out of duct tape and carboard. i also created a fan fiction futuristic helmet. fuck the haters for the future of hyrule in 2012
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
I beat Skyward Sword the other day, COMPLETELY shield-less. I tried to get the Hylian Shield at one point but after beating all the bosses again he just gave me rupees so I was like ‘fuck that noiz’ and just bounced.
This isn’t me playing, I just wanted to make a point that Skyward Sword FUCKED UP on the final boss fight. I mean, come on! You spend the whole game dreaming about this guy, then sealing him repeatedly because he’s “too powerful”, and then when you fight him he ends up being the fucking easiest boss in the game!?!? THAT’S BULLSHIT!
I beat him in under 3 minutes on MY FIRST TRY! That’s fucking pitiful, and SHAME ON YOU Legend of Zelda for fucking the final boss fight up…like…seriously…go eat a dick and die.
Other than that (and Fi) the game was pretty goddamn impressive.



