bootyhurt:

oh boy gifs!!!!!! I miss u spaz (Taken with GifBoom)

bootyhurt:

oh boy gifs!!!!!! I miss u spaz (Taken with GifBoom)

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Cat EtiquetteMore funny pics at FunSubstance.com and the Facebook Page

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Cat Etiquette
More funny pics at FunSubstance.com and the Facebook Page

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bootyhurt:

meet vladimir! he’s my new miniature pinscher :3

at work today a woman called and said that she needed a dog washed, and also mentioned that she was trying to find a new home for this dog. apparently her father passed away very suddenly and left his new-ish wife his home and possessions and all that shit so long as she took care of everything. she up and left, and i guess she was a hoarder. there was supposedly five cats living there too but no one found them yet. she left vlad a shit ton of food but didnt come back, and the only reason someone knew about vlad was because they heard him barking :C she thinks he’s about 4-5 years old and that seems about right to me

so seeing as i’ve been looking for a dog, i decided to take him in uwu he’s sweet, a little temperamental about some things like picking him up and he’s food aggressive but not absolutely terrible about it, so me and max are going to try and work with him so he’s a little more behaved u__u

the woman said he wasn’t very well trained, but he responds really well to his name and he does know basic commands, but he seems kinda rusty about them. i’m really glad he ended up being a pretty decent dude! he leaves spaz alone, and spaz seems like he might grow to like him but it’s gonna take some time, right now he’s really curious about what the hell just moved in with him, and he seems like he’s testing to see what he can get away with…

he’s overweight right now, so i’m going to be watching his food consumption pretty closely, but you can tell he really wants to be active and run and go on walks so it shouldn’t be too hard. i’m going to be taking him to the vet tomorrow and get all his shit straight c: he does have one little lump on his chest so i’m gonna have to ask about that. i gave him a bit of food because i don’t know when he ate last, but he’s not interested right now so i’ll have to see what happens

WELL ANYWAY TLDR; I GOT A DOG FOR FREE HES REALLY DOPE CHECK HIM OUT VLADIMIR THE IMPALER HE CHILLS HARD AS HELL AND HES SO SYMMETRICAL

also spaz is mad at me

This is our new dog. His name is Vladimir

Here’s some pictures of me and my girlfriend.

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bootyhurt:

solid spaz (Taken with instagram)

Minutes before he clawed my face…

bootyhurt:

solid spaz (Taken with instagram)

Minutes before he clawed my face…