bootyhurt:

once in a blue moon i get really bored and decide that i’m gonna try to actually look presentable
i clean up real good
fuck i gotta touch up my hair so bad
GOIN 2 DICK BLIX C U GUYS L8R

Dis ma sexy GF. She likes to wear make-up while away because reasons

bootyhurt:

once in a blue moon i get really bored and decide that i’m gonna try to actually look presentable

i clean up real good

fuck i gotta touch up my hair so bad

GOIN 2 DICK BLIX C U GUYS L8R

Dis ma sexy GF. She likes to wear make-up while away because reasons

DON’T RESIST IT, MEEP OwO

DON’T RESIST IT, MEEP OwO

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

My girlfriend woke me up this afternoon by sitting on top of me and licking me -w-

My girlfriend woke me up this afternoon by sitting on top of me and licking me -w-

(via embraceyourshadows-deactivated2)

  • Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
  • Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me
bootyhurt:

I fell asleep like this last night and a bunch of my friends were over…. I know how to party hard

Vlad parties WAY harder.

bootyhurt:

I fell asleep like this last night and a bunch of my friends were over…. I know how to party hard

Vlad parties WAY harder.